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2013 Academy Award Nominees

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced the nominees for the 2013 Oscars today. In the most anticipated categories, Seth MacFarlane and Emma Stone announced the Academy’s selections for the following categories.

Best Actor:
Daniel Day-Lewis – Lincoln
Denzel Washington – Flight
Hugh Jackman – Les Misérables
Bradley Cooper – Silver Linings Playbook
Joaquin Phoenix – The Master

Best Actress:
Sally Field – Lincoln
Anne Hathaway – Les Misérables
Jacki Weaver – Silver Linings Playbook
Helen Hunt – The Sessions
Amy Adams – The Master

Best Supporting Actor:
Christoph Waltz – Django Unchained
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Robert DeNiro – Silver Linings Playbook
Alan Arkin – Argo
Tommy Lee Jones – Lincoln

Best Supporting Actress:
Naomi Watts – The Impossible
Jessica Chastain – Zero Dark Thirty
Quvenzhané Wallis – Beasts of the Southern Wild
Jennifer Lawrence – Silver Linings Playbook
Emanuelle Riva – Amour

Best Picture:
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Siver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
Lincoln
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Amour
Django Unchained
Argo

Best Director:
David O. Russell- Silver Linings Playbook
Ang Lee – Life of Pi
Michael Haneke – Amour
Benh Zeitlen – Beasts of the Southern Wild
Steven Spielberg – Lincoln

A full list of the award nominees can be located here.

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A Public Service Announcement from AgentKaye — VOTE!

Stepping away from the movie reviews for a few minutes to send an important message: It’s about to get electoral up in this piece, so come correct AND GET OFFICIAL, SON! (Daughters, too–yay, women!) 

 https://indianavoters.in.gov/  –  (Not from Indiana? I’ve got your back: www.gottavote.org. But make sure you’re still following the same steps.)

Hoosiers: 

 ***Are you registered? Check yoself.http://1.usa.gov/QsSlDH . Not on there? Out of date?

         - Do it ONLINE. Seriously, does anybody use the post office anymore?

                  ^  http://1.usa.gov/QsSrv1

         - Do it BY MAIL. Seriously–why are you still using the post office?!

                  ^  http://www.in.gov/sos/elections/files/VRG-7_50504_08_24_09_revision.pdf

***Are you suited up with the RIGHT I.D.?  –  http://1.usa.gov/Unzg6Q

         - Why do you need to check? Because The Man is keeping us down with new voter ID laws. To stop all that fraud that isn’t happening here in Indiana. But, I digress. Just check it.

         - For real. Do it, or you’ll roll up and some lady with a bedazzled sweater will be all, “You can’t vote. Here’s a hard candy. And pull up your pants.”

         - (Voters in PA, FL, TN, MI, SD, ID, LA, KS, NH, or GA: You have to deal with this hot mess too, so check out your state’s rules.) 

***Do you even know where you’re voting? Because that would be helpful.  –  http://1.usa.gov/Unzg6Q . Then scope it out beforehand so you don’t get lost or anything.

 ***Do you need to vote Absentee?  –  http://1.usa.gov/ScBMzk

         - Do it IN PERSON starting October 9, at the county clerk’s office.

                  ^  https://forms.in.gov/Download.aspx?id=8688 (En Español: https://forms.in.gov/Download.aspx?id=8690)

         - Do it BY MAIL.

                  ^  https://forms.in.gov/Download.aspx?id=8691 (En Español: https://forms.in.gov/Download.aspx?id=8692) Again–WTF with the post office? Whatever.

                  ^  Applications must be *received* (not *sent*) by Oct. 29, so try to mail before the 22 because the 29 is a Monday.

         - Not from around these parts? Look it up and vote absentee for wherever you *are* registered. Especially you, college kids. Don’t get disenfranchised if your state sucks and won’t consider you a resident. Or hell–drive back home and vote in person on Election Day. ROAD TRIP! 

Then…

VOTE on TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6!   There are perks! You’ll get an awesome sticker, a shout-out on Facebook, a badge on Foursquare, and maybe part of the day off from work. I dunno about that last one for sure, sorry. Ask your boss.

Oh, yeah–and back the hell up from the people in front of you in line, trying to look over their shoulders. People hate that shit, nosy-asses.

I’ve made it so easy for you, Hoosiers. You have like, NO excuse not to vote. The only way this could be any easier is if I did it all myself and then went and voted for you. Which would actually be voter fraud. Don’t give The Man any vindication.

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Rant Review: The Apparition

The Apparition poster#TwoTweetReview#TheApparition#horror Plot was more “tell” than “show”–not good in horror genre. Suspense scenes were plodding & belabored. #TTR Failed at 3 chances to take a more interesting route. Neighbors = unneeded. Scariest part? I paid full price. #LetSomeoneElseNetflixIt

Some additional thoughts that I had while watching this movie:

This movie pissed me off. I felt I’d been bait-and-switched. The film was marketed like there was going to be something really smart going on: if you believe in an evil and you fear it, even if it’s all in your head, you will manifest it. So as long as you realize it isn’t real and you fight against your fear, you can conquer it. Sounds awesome, right?

That is NOT what happened in the movie at all.

Ashley Greene, you’re pretty, but this movie is a dog.

Tom Felton, why did they make you into an un-hot paranormapsychometric (I just made that word up, but it works here) weirdo? Honestly, until we hit the credits, I didn’t even realize it was you. Where is that devlish evil cutie charm that makes us love you (though in real life, you are a very nice guy)? The Rise of the Planet of the Apes people knew exactly how to use your skills.

Three ways this movie could have been better (spoilers ahead):

1) Seriously, though–the neighbors are useless. Why were  even in the script? To provide a reason for the murdered dog to get murdered? Why didn’t the writers just have Ashley own a dog? Maybe the neighbors were there to highlight the fact that Ashley’s an almost-veterinarian? And really, was that fact itself even important? Because, wow, those pre-vet skills really came in handy. Nobody else in the world is trained to pick up a dog and transport it to the animal hospital after not doing any medical procedures on it. Maybe some plot that actually used her skills could have salvaged some of it. Which leads me to #2.

2) This could have been better if some of the information that is weakly tossed in to try to give the characters depth and backstory was, I dunno, actually USED. Sebastian Stan‘s character is a techie, is he not? Why doesn’t he rig some shit up to investigate, or maybe ANSWER HIS PHONE when Tom calls? Then again, if they had written Sebastian’s character not to be an idiot, it would have stripped Ashley of the opportunity to yell at him what everyone in the audience is thinking,  which was, “You are a dumbass with your head in the ground! Are you being serious right now in telling me that something destroying all of my club clothes isn’t anything to be worried about? Let’s just keep chilling like we aren’t going to be murdered in a moment.”

3) If the three musketeers had succeeded in the reversal ritual thingy just enough to retrieve the blonde girl who was sucked into…wherever the place is that the people are getting sucked. Then she could have come back with useful knowledge on how to combat the apparition and helped them fight it off.

The Apparition: Once  you believe, it sucks.

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Two-Tweet Review: Premium Rush

Premium Rush poster#TwoTweetReview #PremiumRush #action @hitRECordJoe‘s performance delivers; highlights intense cyclist subculture. Bike-Cop: funny “nemesis”. #TTR Loved the bike route maps, choose-your-own navigation sequences, and chronological jumps. New #drinkinggame: “I’m a cop”. #SeeItNow

 

 

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Two-Tweet Review: Sparkle

Sparkle poster#TwoTweetReview #Sparkle#Drama Though she lacks acting range–just like the plot, she is eclipsed by C.Ejogo–J.Sparks’s vocals…sparkle. #TTR Whitney’s solo soars, and Epps is surprisingly good at being bad. D.Luke is solid throughout. The 60s costuming is a treat.#NetflixIt

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The Expendables: Now, With More Estrogen!

Rumor has it that plans for an all-female edition of The Expendables are in the works, and there’s already speculation about the cast. Who do you think will be in the starting lineup? Below, a discussion of candidates who could fill a hypothetical eight-woman E-Team.

Pam GrierPam Grier. From Foxy Brown to Jackie Brown, and everyone in between, Pam Grier is a trailblazer who set the bar for every female action star to follow. She would excel in hand-to-hand combat and gunplay.

Sigourney WeaverSigourney Weaver. As the star of the Alien franchise, Weaver has kicked extraterrestrial ass. Here, she might be more down to earth, but her skills are still out of this world. Raw, sinewy strength and agility, plus a quick thinker with a great survival instinct.

Linda HamiltonLinda Hamilton. This tough lady not only had to fight the future, but protect a kid at the same time. If you cross her path, expect to be terminated. Or at least, turned into ground chuck. Master in the use of explosives and giant-caliber firepower.

Kate BeckinsaleKate Beckinsale. She’s able to take down vampires and lycans. Imagine what she’ll do to mere mortals. An all-around superstar with deadly aim, gymnastic ability, a cool head, and quick reflexes.

Michelle RodriguezMichelle Rodriguez. A familiar face in the field, this soldier is also an expert high-stakes driver. I’d look for her in camo, leading the hot pursuit in a car or truck, manning a tank, or running other heavy-duty machinery.

Noomi RapaceNoomi Rapace. The original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. If Rapace’s rage is focused on an enemy, there’s no escaping her wrath. Ruthless ability with knives and found material; staying on the offensive.

MichelleYeohMichelle Yeoh. When Yeoh unleashes the graceful martial arts precision and catlike reflexes we saw in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, her opponents won’t know what hit them.

Hilary SwankHilary Swank. Swank went through serious training to play a boxer in Million Dollar Baby. With that kind of skill under her belt, she’ll be able to knock out anyone who gets in her way and outlast them in an extended fight.

RUNNERS-UP

Nan YuNan Yu. If the film is a spinoff from the original Expendables movies, then Yu’s character in the second film, Maggie, is a logical character to make the tie-in. For starpower-obsessed studios, however, Michelle Yeoh is a bigger name.

Uma ThurmanUma Thurman. The Kill Bill star has plenty of practice at being an assassin and won’t stop until the job is done, but she may be too indelibly intertwined with The Bride to be in a full role. If she doesn’t make the cut, maybe a cameo?

Scarlett JohanssenScarlett Johanssen. It’s an unlucky day for anyone who stumbles into this black widow’s web, but she’s not quite as badass as a lot of women on this list.

Chloë MoretzJennifer LawrenceChloë Grace Moretz and Jennifer Lawrence. The Hit Girl knows her way around a gun and straight shooter Katniss’s archery is right on target, but The Expendables has typically focused on more iconic actors in a slightly older age group. They may be out of luck if this installment follows the same pattern.

Jennifer GarnerJennifer Garner. The Alias star played the perfect spy, but has settled into softer box-office roles.

Lucy LiuLucy Liu. A familiar face in the Tarantino universe, she’s no angel. Crafty and lethal, Liu will show no mercy to her enemies, but doesn’t have Yeoh’s “elder stateswoman” status.

Angelina JolieAngelina Jolie. Her name alone will bring a crowd to the box office, but Lara Croft-style characters have given way for slicker spy roles that typically take place outside of the rough-and-tumble areas where expendables are usually sent.

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Two-Tweet Review: The Expendables 2

The Expendables 2: of the genre I call “masturbatory nostalgia”: not that good, but the memories are so great that it gets the job done. #TTR Plenty of wink-wink one liners, things that go boom, a small injection of ass-kicking estrogen, and the good guys always win.#SeeItNow

The Expendables 2 poster

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